Normally I post a picture here, but...
Derek's face is so hideous, I shan't offend your senses with his shitface.
Now, we all know a Derek in our lives, someone who hates things just to be cool, someone who does things for the laughs, and for the hits.
Come to think of it, our President is a Derek, and he challenges even Derek himself, with his wicked Derekness.
So I implore you, NO!
I plead, I beg of you, do not suck the dick of nihilism, do not become a critical, illogical, self-indulgent, preachy, douchebag, cunt nugget, thinks he knows best, massive load of bullshit creating, Cthulhu wrath bringing, cum-guzzling, fuckmonkey, like Derek.
Oh fuck me,
I became Derek.
What have I done...
Derek's face is so hideous, I shan't offend your senses with his shitface.
Now, we all know a Derek in our lives, someone who hates things just to be cool, someone who does things for the laughs, and for the hits.
Come to think of it, our President is a Derek, and he challenges even Derek himself, with his wicked Derekness.
So I implore you, NO!
I plead, I beg of you, do not suck the dick of nihilism, do not become a critical, illogical, self-indulgent, preachy, douchebag, cunt nugget, thinks he knows best, massive load of bullshit creating, Cthulhu wrath bringing, cum-guzzling, fuckmonkey, like Derek.
Oh fuck me,
I became Derek.
What have I done...
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